Thursday, 17 May 2012

Lawak karangan B.Ingeris

Nama : Lahau bin Lahabau
Tingkatan : tingkatan atas
Perkara : karangan BIH AIY
tarikh : Ari tu pekse ^_^


        One 'sepon' a time , there are three prompak want to mrompak bank . The three boysbawak black bag . Becoz , he one put money . The three boys not bring pistol . He pakai shirt biasa . But pakai topeng like Spider-man . He do want to siapa-siapa tahu .
        
        After det , the boys keluar car with face bengis . Very-very hodoh . The boys continue walk like film gangster . Ops , sorry ,, KL gangster . Tiba-tiba , one of  the boys terjatuh . Very-very bengang . He wake up and and go into the bank . 
       
        The three boys masuk bank and kata , 'Hei ! sitting down ! If not "lissten" , i tembak ' The boys itu skipping london . . WOW ! Amaizin . Pandai say "omputih" like white people . All people sitting down and put hand atas kepala . 
       
       The boys tadi do projection . COllect money . One of the prompak Skipping in telefon. One people one call "polish" . But dihalang prompak . One prompak keluar kan "pistol banana". ish ish ish .. Becoz of det prompak want mrompak bank to buy pistol . All people gelak-gelak .
       
         "hei ! why u gelak-gelak ? This pistol , this.. have funsyen ." The bank quiet kejap . What kebodoh prompak guna pistol banana . ish ish ish ...
      
         The boys continue the projek . "money mane money .? " End than one people say . " kalau tak pandai cakap OMPUTIH , cakap bahasa melayu ." One prompak bantah " hei ! I come from LONDON . Face je MElayu . "kacukkan" so , keep off u mouth . " "angry pulak macam angry bird .
       
         The "pak gat" masuk bank and tanye . "Who are u ?" WOW ! pak gat say OMPUTIH jugak .  He two boys bebual . Busy body . "I ? I prompak , and who are u ?" the pak gat say , " I pak gat and what u doing here ?" The question give prompak tu Pening. The prompak say " I ? What I doing here ? eemmm.. APO KEBODOH NOH PAK CIK NIYH , DAH ODEN KATO ODEN PROMPAK . IDIOT LORH PAK CIK NIYH . " WOW ! kelate naa... so amaizin .. Speak Kelantan like Adnan Sompit .
        
        The Pak GAt takut and sitting down like people lain . " kan Oden da skipping . paham tak .?" The Prompak tanye . 
        
         At the end , after all money he libas , he sempat say , :thank u becoz give money . Very-very betuah . I love u myself . Go0d bie ...." That kata-kata last from prompak . 
       
         After that , at outside bank , there are looking banyak polish . " WOW ! " The prompak "Terkezut" . " so many polish . .' prompak one of them kata .
      
        Lastly , all prompak ditangkap and go "jel" . Becoz no AI CI (mycard) Not have red b0ok . Pazpot . Very-very kecian .
      
         Tomorrror keluar paper . Muke surat first , WOW ! That mean nasib not baik . 
     
          So , in this story , is my E-MA-GI-NA-SI . I do it . This story also call "story dongeng" Dont angry my friend if u read this karangan . BEcoz i want see u all SMILE like this --> :D or like this ---> ^_^ .. Very-very comel ..






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